I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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