just tell him i said nine months
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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