Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
