Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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