did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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