6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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