It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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