How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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