Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'm at about main and main street
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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