Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
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You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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