called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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