He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Damn victory sex feels great
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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