So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Randomize
