She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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