help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Randomize
