you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
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just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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