I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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