you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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