At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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