It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
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We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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