You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
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The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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