Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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