I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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