I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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