Where did you get a picture of my penis
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Can you bring me the toilet please
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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