p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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