Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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