Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
