we have officially mastered the walk of shame
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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