..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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