As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
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Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
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He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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