Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Small penises have feelings too.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
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So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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