For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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