This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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