Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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