Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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