oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
