whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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