Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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