Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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