Whod you bang
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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