I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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