i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
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it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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