There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
That was an excessively violent trivia night
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
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I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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