What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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