i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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