Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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