i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"