Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
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sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.