Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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