Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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