Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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