I'm lost and stupid without you.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
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My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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