Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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