Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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