Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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