Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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