why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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